kingcheddarxvii: Kids set off fireworks across the street I immediately hit the floor and start crawling away
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
A Scandal in Belgravia Commentary
Steven: Now interestingly, Sherlock's handwriting, because he's in a hurry, he's deteriorated here into that of a three year old child.
Benedict: Thank you very much. That is my handwriting.
pfefferi: dump her, dude. she only likes you for your ochinchin and not your kokoro
the-biologist: “Monochrome” by Haruka Tomatsu,...
Can someone please get me a translator so my parents will understand at least some of the shit that comes out of my mouth and also maybe someone who can convince them that what I say has any value at all ugh It’s just one of those nights, mum, why couldn’t you just let it be?
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
senseitional: THIS IS A REALLY BAD PICTURE BUT GOD LOOKMY UNCLES MY FLOOR AN D HE WONT WAKE UP WHAT DO ID O
kingcheddarxvii: deathcomesupon: lesb1an: omgggggg omfggggg MICHAEL MICHAEL NO
helpful drawing tips
owlpellets: whenever i get down about how much progress i am or am not making with my ~art skills~ i look at this picture preach it, cow suit neck face man preach it.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT...
tom-bass: Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up. He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr” guess what it came up with. In front of the whole class, and my teacher.
shadowlink-: “you’re not a real fan if you haven’t played all the games” “you’re not a real fan if you don’t know every single detail about the games!!” “you’re not a real fan if you started liking it later than everyone else!!”
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ladyloserface: robotverve: conversationparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that…
gaymzee: i enjoy long walks on the fanfiction