slutjiro: 2012 end of the world i stand poised before the masses my hands are on my breasts “i am shinjiro aragaki” i announce alcoholic uncle vomits into hand
slutjiro: it is 2012 persona 5 is announced a fraud japan crumbles atlus descends into the depths of hell the world starts anew
killjoysmakesometoys: things that don’t get any notes witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly things that get notes wow i wish i was an avocado
I always thought what Russel [T Davies] did in Doctor Who was extremely...– Mark Gatiss on Sherlock, in the February issue of Gay Times. (via ellephaba)
fyeahanimesideburns: AND FRIDAY HAS “FRI” AND “Y” IN IT. AND IF YOU ADD AN “E” YOU GET “FRIYE” AND IF YOU REARRANGE IT SO THAT THE R GOES AFTER THE I, AND THE E GOES AFTER THE I AND BEFORE THE R YOU GET “FIERY” JUST LIKE THE FIERY COURAGE OF ANIME SIDEBURNS. YEAH.
I just finished reading a multi-chaptered M-rated gay Danny Phantom fanfiction. This is how I celebrate the coming of 2012, people. Rejoice.
cin425 asked: You reblogged my picture? alkjfrghbdfmgzdf Thank you!
slutjiro: simons nipples look like slanted eyes plastered on the flabby face of a very upset olive garden customer
slutjiro: a costume party? shinjiro had thought they had said a narcotics party? syringes fall to the ground dejectedly the night is ruined
demongiraffe: I have a history culminating to do
slutjiro: im going to ground up my copy of persona 4 and eat it new years resolution god bless
Can you imagine a Trauma Centre/Ace...
phantomdoodler: between-rage-and-serenity: “Wright, I need a scalpel!” “TAKE THAT!” “This blocked artery reminds me of a puzzle!”. It’s a clogged artery! I’m charging you with obstruction!
firebreathfishslap: Igor should be a bonus boss in Mayonaka Arena, except he’s one of those broken SNK bosses that are unnecessarily hard and make gamers snap their controllers in frustration. His finisher is him extending his nose at an incredible speed and impaling the player on it.
slutjiro: slathered in kraft zesty garlic mayonnaise shinjiro enters the dining room